My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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