Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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