it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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