Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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