Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
We got so high we made milksteak
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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