my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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