whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I have fence marks all over my body
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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