I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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