So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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