If that was your dad, he is hot
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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