yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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