Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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