Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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