return my video game
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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