I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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