FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
My bed smells like the plague
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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