That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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