If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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