12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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