stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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