I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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