Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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