her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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