She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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