There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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