How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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