i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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