I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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