Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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