i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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