I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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