Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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