HIV tests are more positive than that guy
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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