Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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