In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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