Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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