Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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