Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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