like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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