Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
my liver is dry heaving
My vagina is very pro this idea
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