Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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