Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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