Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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