I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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