wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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