I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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