I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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