I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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