i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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