Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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