my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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