i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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